Topless Bicycle Riders

This is another trend that I hope catches on. Women riding their bikes around town topless. Not that I haven’t seen plenty of men do this, although honestly I wish I haven’t seen that. It’s never the hot guys. The hot guys for some reason wear spandex suits like they’re professionals.

Anyways, I’m all about promoting a healthy lifestyle. Exercise like bicycle riding helps promote a healthy heart and increase your blood flow. Now topless bicycle riding will also increase the blood flow of all those you pass by.

So come on ladies. Start using your titty power for good. Help promote healthy “hearts” across the world. Ride around topless today!

Oh yeah, and please take pics. madammeow@drunkenstepfather.com

When you’re done riding ladies, don’t forget to let Drunken Stepfather sniff your bike seat. Find him here.