the funniest thing you will see today

because there isn’t much going on in your life

Today I video’ed myself masturbating in a library and spread my ass in front of their elevator, as the the elevator car moved up and down the shaft, occasionally opening right where I was standing half naked so I’d have to quickly pull my pants up – I did this all for a man I don’t know at all.

Of course you won’t believe me but the funny thing is that it’s true.