Sex Slut Near the Highway

We all know whores like to walk the street and work the corner trying to find Johns to pick up. They stand there looking like trash, many of them missing teeth due to their various crack and meth addictions, waiting for cars to drive by and offer to pick them up. This could take hours.

Fuck that. A smart slut knows that in order to increase business, you need to increase the amount of cars, and in essence potential buyers, driving by. A smart slut will just go and masturbate on the side of the highway! More lanes equal more customer potential. More customers equal more money. More money equals more drugs, slut outfits from the thrift store and ultimately the ability to secure a steady supply of Valtrex to keep those pesky herpes sores at bay.

This concludes your lesson in Business 101 with MadamMeow.

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