Pretty Lady with Plastic Boobies Happily Flaunting her Gorgeousness and Drooling She-Cum
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I don’t Capitalize my Titles correctly. I like laughing at people who want you to laugh with them?? I this gets way more views than he expected and he is super embarassed.
can’t write anything this site is being weird
You think western civilization is a bastion of progress and an example for the rest of the world, that we don’t have voodoo magic and that we don’t have bizarre myths and fetishes… well I’m going to start your education on the failure that is Western Civilization by showing you […]
What is the snapchat equivalent of sexting? I shall call it ‘having snapsex’ even though writing that makes me feel preppy and disgusting. I WAS HAVING SNAPSEX with mr. I Am A Major League Baseball Player and that was okay. After I cum he cums (gentleman!). And all I write […]
We need to change the term ‘anal sex’ to something more otomanopeoic…. onomatopeoic… ottomanopeic? You know, it’s those words that sound like the thing they’re labelling. Like how fap sounds like somebody rubbing their cock. The word ‘anal’ is just so unpresentative of the soulful act of buttsex. The word […]
There is a braggart feel to all of these videos… have you seen Just Amateur Girls Playing with their Assholes yet? SO first off I present this nice round bumBUM! Bounce dat. IT IS PUSSY AT FIRST. we are getting warmed up here. THIS IS AN ASS TO MOUTH, PUSSY […]
There is nothing like a man licking my asshole, with his boner pressed up against my leg. Cloud 9 (I’m a girl) (These are my favourite anal vids) DOUBLE PLAY: the best feeling in the world. Like your bottom half is soaking is fairy dust and it’s tingling up to […]
I have trouble finding camgirls with soul. It’s like an alternate reality where everyone who wants to be your friend is a loser… because you can’t understand why anyone would talk to such a disgusting rat like yourself. I want to be friends with the people in boxes because I […]
A woman is living in the shoebox. It is 7-1/2″ x 5-1/8″ x 14-3/8″ like most other shoeboxes one settles for when shipping footwear. She was a normal girl, but spent years wrapping herself in leather straps and corsets to make her bones stop growing. Who could have known? She […]
It’s a compromise between the insanitary trend of waxing your puss and the less popular but sexier trend of rocking the maintained bush. Love is blossoming in some weird sports barracks in the United States of America…
Good enough to masturbate to… stop being so picky FUCK!!