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Vintage
Vintage Trailer of the Day
Looks like Taylor Swift is gonna have to rename her autobiography. It’s been taken. This is like the Dukes of Hazzard without the car, attractive women, charming characters, story, stunts, and production budget. I guess it’s nothing like the Dukes of Hazzard. Maybe the “tongue-in-cheek” aspect, but I don’t think […]
Anal
How Quickly They Turn
This clips goes from your average, everyday gang-bang with a pig, to a foreign episode of Everybody Loved Raymond. The guy hits the wrong hole and is immediately turned into a cowering bitch. There is no way she hasn’t had it in the pooper before. So, either he’s packing some […]
Bizarre
Your Parents
The 80’s were a weird decade. Cable TV, Reading Rainbow, Tony Danza was famous for some reason, and the home video recorder was made available. Available to awful looking idiots. People who had never had lives, or proper training in cinematography, suddenly had the magic of movie making in their […]
Amateur, Camgirl
Bewbs
Elay Smith is some camgirl with perfect tits that fucks sex toys and squirts for your masturbatory amusement. Nothing funny about this. She’s just hot.
BOOBS, Funny
Bad Fight. Good Tits.
I think of women that can fight the same way I think of women that have PHDs…I don’t care…show your tits. I can’t fuck your IQ or your black belt. Sure I watch women’s MMA, but I find myself paying less attention to the actual fight and more time trying […]
Vintage
Vintage Trailer of the Day
This is why they call America the land of opportunity. People actually got paid for this. There are always job openings in the porn industry…shit. I think I just solved the homeless problem.
What the fuck?!
The Law Offices of D. N. Ward.
As a black man (SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKAS!) I can honestly say the only thing sexier than a white girl dropping the N-bomb is her saying “I never knew my father”. I once hung out with some friends who’s other friend was Mormon. I mean hardcore Mormon. The kind that think black […]
Public
Ninja (cumshot) Vanish!
I don’t get the whole “cumming in public” thing, but I have to give this guy credit. He’s the Batman of jerking off. The only thing that would make this better is if she yelled “WHERE ARE YOU!?!” and he whispered “here”. (side note): What the fuck is she doing […]