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2 Dicks One Girl Amateur

This is supposed to be some swinger amateur shit of two homies on one hot girl, something that I haven’t decided whether it is gay or not, cbecause the idea of sharing a chick at the same time is just too friendly for me, and being that horny has never […]

by × November 18, 2011 × 0 comments

Amateur

Ridiculously Stupidly Big Tits on a Bald As Fuck Dude with a Pony Tail

I figure if you’re gonna get fake tits, they might as be as big and as stupid as fuck, like this bitch….who is getting fucked by a bald guy with a pony tail, with in and of itself is something that should also be rated X even when he’s fully […]

by × November 18, 2011 × 0 comments

Fetish

Some Small Penis Porn

Here’s the top Small Penis porn clips I could find because let’s face it…small penis is something you can relate to….or at least laught at….cuz it makes you feel like a real man…. This is like your stance against the porn industry to get shit more legit and to stop […]

by × November 16, 2011 × 0 comments

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Every Time Lesbians Kiss, Another Angel Gets Their Wings

Every Time Lesbians Kiss, Another Angel Gets Their Wings

                                                      I wonder if, after our boisterous and loud lovemaking, Jodie Gasson would make me some fucking pancakes? Something tells me she would. I […]

by × November 15, 2011 × 0 comments

Self Shot

Show You Can Watch With Your Lady Friend: Sweet Home Alabama

Show You Can Watch With Your Lady Friend: Sweet Home Alabama

                                                  There’s this reality/dating show on CMT called Sweet Home Alabama. They found 10 city girls and 10 country girls, and shoved them all in a […]

by × November 15, 2011 × 0 comments

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That Surgeon Did An Impeccable Job

That Surgeon Did An Impeccable Job

                                                  Leah Francis would be my choice for the 2nd ho in my whore harem (Jodie Gasson is 1st, you can see her here, here, and […]

by × November 12, 2011 × 0 comments

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A Blowjob Compilation For The Ages

I like giving head, I guess because I’m good at it. One guy told me I could suck a silver dollar through a Twizzler. I love the feeling of power, of so completely and directly controlling a guy’s orgasm. It strokes my ego. I remember hanging out with this college […]

by × November 11, 2011 × 0 comments

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Keira Knightley & Her Tiny Tits Make A Movie

Keira Knightley & Her Tiny Tits Make A Movie

So Keira Knightley is in some movie called A Dangerous Method that’s coming out oversees on November 23. If you’re into tiny tits and wet t-shirt contests, then maybe this movie is for you. Personally I find her about as exciting as oatmeal, she’s boring and she has an annoying […]

by × November 11, 2011 × 0 comments

Fetish, Parody

Velma & Daphne Make Scooby Doo Way More Interesting

Scooby Doo wasn’t as popular when I was growing up, because I had Disney channel and Nickelodeon and I watched The Little Mermaid almost 24/7. But I had older cousins who loved this shit, and occasionally I’d have to sit through a few episodes of it. Now my memory isn’t […]

by × November 11, 2011 × 0 comments

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Velma & Daphne from Scooby Doo get their lesbian freak on

Today’s smutMEET

by × November 11, 2011 × 0 comments

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Hail Mary, Mother of God…

Hail Mary, Mother of God…

                                        I once had a sort of foursome wearing nothing but a rosary around my neck, so I have a personal fondness for girls who have no problem with such sacrilege. […]

by × November 11, 2011 × 0 comments

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Jodie Gasson Does Denim Shorts

Jodie Gasson Does Denim Shorts

                                                            Jodie Gasson is currently in 1st place in my “Chick I’d Most Like to Go Lesbian With” contest. I’m a […]

by × November 11, 2011 × 1 comment