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Women Belong In The Kitchen… Naked!

Women Belong In The Kitchen… Naked!

                        As some of you may know, I’m a 24-year-old culinary student studying Pastry Arts. I’m pretty old-fashioned (except for the whole porn fiend thing). They say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I […]

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It’s Two-Girl Tuesday… You’re Welcome

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When Porn Lies: Romance & Feelings Edition

There’s been a sort of upsurge in the amount of videos that are being promoted as “romantic” and “sensual”, supposedly showing “real lovemaking” between people who are “in love” who “have feelings for each other”. I know that this bullshit was started by my own gender. Some nagging housewife was […]

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Jodie Gasson Keeps Trying To Make Me Fall In Love With Her

Jodie Gasson Keeps Trying To Make Me Fall In Love With Her

                                                      I’m really not into the perfectly airbrushed Playboy-esque nudity. Anybody can be hot when they’ve been put through 85 copies of Photoshop. I […]

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Shower sex first thing in the a.m. is always a good thing

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I Want Kitty Lea For My Birthday

I Want Kitty Lea For My Birthday

                                                  I turn 25 on November 18th, and it’s a little depressing. I’m getting old! I thought I’d be mature and just have a quiet birthday […]

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MILF + Teen Girl = Win

This mom is nurturing and kind, caring and compassionate. And when a young neighbor girl asks her to stick her finger in her ass, she does it. Because she’s a good person. A good, horny person. You’re welcome. MILF sastifies angels untouched ass brought to you by PornHub

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All Hot Moms Need iPhones

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MILF Monday (Because Everything Is Better With Themes, Even Porn. Especially Porn!)

Because I am a Christ-like figure that believes in giving back to my community, I asked a follower on twitter what kind of porn he wanted to see today, and with much enthusiasm (or as much enthusiasm as one can convey over twitter) he responded MILFs! In particular, he requested […]

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How to Watch Live Webcam Girls Without Paying

How to Watch Live Webcam Girls Without Paying

Last month, we found a website that gave a step by step guide on how to circumvent paying for adult webcam sites. Since then, we’ve been enjoying all the free live shows we can handle. Some of the girls on these sites are incredibly hot and we don’t have to […]

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WebCam Star of the Day

Once again, Cam4 provides a hot chick with low moral turpitude and a desire to make money. Of course I’m not paying a goddamn penny, because it’s against my religion to ever pay any amount of money to see a chick’s lady parts, on account of the laws of supply […]

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Parody

Gashton Cootcher Gets Spunk’d By Dumi Moore

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