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Hot Babysitters: An Excellent Reason to Have Kids

Almost all of my fetishes revolve around authority figures. Teachers, cops, intruders with guns… in this case, hot dads who bang babysitters! I did a lot of babysitting in my younger years. I wasn’t very good at it. I once let somebody’s toddler wander out the front door and down […]

by × October 5, 2011 × 0 comments

Fetish

Midget sex? Why not!

‘; I look at a lot of porn, and I often come across things that I’ve never done or even thought about doing. In the case of midget sex, I think I may be selling myself short. Ha! See what I did there? Truth is, their fingers are thicker and […]

by × October 5, 2011 × 0 comments

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Nude Model Minute…..

Nude Model Minute…..

by × October 5, 2011 × 0 comments

Amateur

Location, Location, Location!

I’ve had sex in some interesting places. I went to a haunted house a few years back with some friends, and while they were roaming around in the dark with their flashlights, I was heels-to-Jesus in the cemetery next door with some guy whose name I can never quite remember […]

by × October 5, 2011 × 0 comments

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Religious Experience

Hello kittens! Thought I’d introduce myself. I’m a 24-year-old southern belle, and I’m a new writer here at Drunken Stepfather. As you can see I go by the name Virgin Mary. I am a very bad Catholic girl, so Jesus & I thought we’d keep a theme going. Speaking of […]

by × October 5, 2011 × 0 comments

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My mom taught me to ride a bike. This girl's mom taught her something much more useful.

Today’s smutMEET

by × October 4, 2011 × 0 comments

Parody

The Graduate XXX Porn Parody Exclusive Clip of the Day

Here’s an exclusive clip of The Graduate XXX, a high brow, dramatic parody that looks fucking genius….you won’t be able to jerk off to this clip, but it’s definitely worth watching cuz some serious time and money went into making this happen, and as someone who hates studio porn, or […]

by × October 4, 2011 × 1 comment

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Pornstar Riley Steele’s Naked Twitpic

Pornstar Riley Steele’s Naked Twitpic

Riley Steele posted a topless pic on TWITTER for all her pervert fans. I guess I should never complain when a bitch posts a naked pic for the public using their twitter, because it’s a naked pic of a bitch, but when the naked pic is of a pornstar, who’s […]

by × September 22, 2011 × 0 comments

Amateur

Hairy Pussy Voyeur Shower Video Peeping

There are a few things I love in life and one of those things is naked women, the other is the challenge of seeing those girls naked…..because the girls I don’t know, other than strippers, aren’t so easy to give it up….and one of the last things I like is […]

by × September 21, 2011 × 0 comments

Amateur

Young Couple Film Sex on the Couch

I always wonder when watching sex tapes if the video idea is the dude, you know cuz he wants to document getting fucked, you know to prove to his friends that it happened, or maybe it was the bitch, cuz she likes porn, aspires to fuck well, has been practicing, […]

by × September 21, 2011 × 0 comments

Amateur, Mature

Old Lady Fucking Young Looking Weirdo

This is some Macaulay Culkin, DJ Qualls, Napolean McLovin weirdo 18 year old fucking some old lady for money…It looks like some low budget Russian or Eastern European quality production…that is hardly erotic, unless you grew up wanting to fuck anything with a vagina, if just for the experience, especially […]

by × September 21, 2011 × 0 comments

Amateur

Parents Get Caught Fucking By Their Kid

I don ‘t know if this is staged, I am going to assume that it is because it is porn and even as amateur as the shit looks, you know some planning went into it, by at least one party… I’m used to seeing videos of kids getting busted by […]

by × September 21, 2011 × 0 comments