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Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Part 1 (20mins)

The Most Important Pornstar Birthday of All…

Kim Kardashian, everyone’s favorite Armenian urinal cake, is celebrating her birth today. She’s 31, and I’m disappointed to see that we share the same middle name. I also have a big ass. Perhaps if I had only let some black guy piss on me in a sex tape all those […]

by × October 21, 2011 × 2 comments

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Happy birthday, you beautiful bitch!

Happy birthday, you beautiful bitch!

We have three birthday bitches today; for some reason, lots of future pornstars seem to be born on October 20. Roxy Panther, star of Big Tit Mania & Sexual Rage, turns 24. I like her boobs, they’re all big and pink and they look soft like a pillow. I also […]

by × October 20, 2011 × 0 comments

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Is it a shit stain? Period stain? We just don't know.

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by × October 20, 2011 × 0 comments

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Coco Says It’s Thong Thursday, I’m Willing to Play Along

Coco Says It’s Thong Thursday, I’m Willing to Play Along

I am one chick who has not subscribed to the thong craze. I love my boyshorts (especially the all-lace Gilligan & O’Malley ones, LOVE!) and nothing can change that. I gave up thongs sometime around the 8th grade. Some of y’all can’t get enough of them, and that’s okay… so […]

by × October 20, 2011 × 0 comments

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Christina Aguilera is Pregnant with Twins, That’s the Only Reasonable Explanation

Christina Aguilera is Pregnant with Twins, That’s the Only Reasonable Explanation

Remember when Britney was the fat one, and Christina was the skinny skanky slutty one with more talent, and Britney went nuts and we all thought that was the end? The tables have now turned. Britney Spears is hot again, and appears to have her carzy in check, whereas Chunktina […]

by × October 20, 2011 × 1 comment

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Gaddafi’s Dead, Let’s Celebrate with Libyan Porn. It’s What He Would Have Wanted.

Sure, this woman may have been stoned to death or horse-whipped after this video was made. That doesn’t mean it’s not awesome. She died for doing something she loved. Unless she was forced. In which case it’s kind of sad. Fuck it. libyan woman sex in libya fuck libyan girlbrought […]

by × October 20, 2011 × 0 comments

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The bridesmaid gives bride the gift of cunnilingus. Awesome!

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by × October 19, 2011 × 0 comments

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Demi Moore is Going to Win Another Boyfriend with Her Bones, Sara Leal Tells US Weekly Lies (Because Whores Lie)

Demi Moore is Going to Win Another Boyfriend with Her Bones, Sara Leal Tells US Weekly Lies (Because Whores Lie)

Remember Sara Leal, the ditzy ho that Ashton Kutcher was banging in hot tubs while he was married to Demi? Here she is talking to US Weekly: Demi is apparently crash-dieting to get herself back on the dating scene. Or maybe she’s starving herself out of depression, but that doesn’t […]

by × October 19, 2011 × 0 comments

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Whoever Rosie Jones is, I Support Her Being Naked, and You Do Too.

Whoever Rosie Jones is, I Support Her Being Naked, and You Do Too.

Rosie Jones and India Reynolds are in the November issue of NUTS Magazine, which I guess makes them two of those bullshit British “Glamour Models”, which should not be confused with real models. Real models get paid to wear clothes and model them on runways; glamour models get paid to […]

by × October 19, 2011 × 0 comments

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Lindsay Lohan is a Fucking Mess, Let’s Stare at Her Lewdly Before She Dies & It’s Considered in Bad Taste…

Lindsay Lohan is a Fucking Mess, Let’s Stare at Her Lewdly Before She Dies & It’s Considered in Bad Taste…

Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking mess that she’s been kicked out of the Downtown Women’s Center, where she was supposed to be fulfilling the community service requirements of her probation. Apparently she never showed up, because habitual junkies/alcoholics are unreliable. Imagine that! The prosecutor wants her to go to […]

by × October 18, 2011 × 0 comments

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He's too skinny! If you can't fight off a mugger, you can't fuck me.

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by × October 18, 2011 × 0 comments

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Coco Wants Everyone to Know She’s Worthless Without Her Famous Black Husband (or something like that…)

Coco Wants Everyone to Know She’s Worthless Without Her Famous Black Husband (or something like that…)

Coco likes attention, even negative attention, which I pray is all that she gets when she posts these psuedo-sexy twit pics to all of her fans. If you get all hot and bothered looking at that, you should enjoy this special gallery I’ve put together for you. I call it […]

by × October 18, 2011 × 0 comments