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Porn documentaries ruin everything

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By The Way…

By The Way…

You can now follow me on Twitter! Follow @VirginMary_DS Look forward to hearing from y’all! Kisses xoxo! Deflowering Italian Nun! brought to you by PornHub

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A Little Something For Men Who Love Real Tits

A Little Something For Men Who Love Real Tits

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A Late Halloween Treat

Since I’ve been under the weather, I’m making it up to you with this post-Halloween treat. Jodie Gasson is one of my new girl crushes, in case you couldn’t tell from CLICK HERE to see Jess Impiazzi’s topless video CLICK HERE to see Jodie Gasson’s topless video

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Happy birthday, you beautiful bitch!

Happy birthday, you beautiful bitch!

Who doesn’t love a skinny Russian girl? Samantha Rise, from Bitches in Heat 3 and Basic Sex Instinct 3, turns 23 today. I like her tight little body, even if she does look a little malnourished in some pictures, but I suppose that’s why this kind gentlemen is offering her […]

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Happy Halloween, Kittens!

Happy Halloween, Kittens!

Today is also the day we celebrate Kim Kardashian’s 2nd divorce, for no other reason than that I’m bitter that my sex tape never took off and made me millions of dollars, but probably because I was unimaginative and slept with a middle-aged white man as opposed to a black […]

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So… This Exists (Disney Porn)

Was there a huge demand for Disney Princess porn? I’m disturbed to think that some dad took his kids to see Pocahontas, and spent the whole hour and a half thinking about how he could make it better. I’m even more disturbed because that guy is probably one of my […]

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Playboy, the Ultimate Cockblocker

I was going to bring you guys the pics from Playboy’s “Girls of the SEC” November issue to celebrate Football Friday, but Playboy’s reputation for being cockblockers when it comes to sharing pictures precedes them. I can’t blame them–if my magazine rested in the hands of an increasingly senile old […]

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Toothbrush Fetish, Anyone?

Just in case you read the previous post about Tonya Cooley and her toothbrush foreplay and thought it was a great idea… Teen Lesbians Fuck Each Other With Their Toothbrushes brought to you by PornHub

by × October 28, 2011 × 0 comments

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Jodie Gasson Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Wear Clothes

Jodie Gasson Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Wear Clothes

I look at lots of porn every single day. Hundreds of random girls, all in different shapes and sizes. I’m a straight girl, but I could be turned for this chick. She easily has one of my favorite bodies ever. Big natural boobs, hips, cute tummy. I like that she’s […]

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The Real World, Where People Get Raped with Toothbrushes

The Real World, Where People Get Raped with Toothbrushes

Back in 2002, I loved MTVs The Real World: Chicago. I hated this bitch Tonya Cooley, who was always stuck up some guys ass. Despite having a serious boyfriend (that she cried about repeatedly, and stayed on the phone with for hours) she felt that she had to make every […]

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