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Happy birthday, you beautiful bitch!

Happy birthday, you beautiful bitch!

Alison Star, a pussy you might recognize from such favorites as Meat Lovers 1 and Pee ‘N’ Blow, turns 26 today, which is too old for porn . Not because I think women over 25 aren’t beautiful. I do. There are a lot of chicks over 25 that I’d love […]

by × October 18, 2011 × 0 comments

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Do You Ever Get Tired of American Tits? Have Some Italian Tits Instead.

Do You Ever Get Tired of American Tits? Have Some Italian Tits Instead.

So this is some actress/model/contestant on Italy’s Dancing with the Stars named Cecilia Capriotti. I could bother looking up some more stuff about her, but I’m lazy. Plus she’s naked in this calendar, and that’s all you care about anyway. (From Egotastic)

by × October 18, 2011 × 0 comments

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How to Make the Most of Taking Your Kids to a Haunted House

Hello kittens! I’m finally back in town after spending a weekend with my hubby and friends in Atlanta. I am a huge fan of haunted houses, and scary shit in general, so we visited a well-known one while we were there. I have a confession to make: I was totally […]

by × October 17, 2011 × 0 comments

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Jerry Lawler’s Former Girlfriend’s and Former Wrestler in Some Slutty Pics….

Jerry Lawler’s Former Girlfriend’s and Former Wrestler in Some Slutty Pics….

A friend of mine runs some serious Wrestling shit in Ohio and he sent me in some slutty, naked, pussy of Jerry “the King” Lawler’s girlfriend…you may know Jerry Lawler as the guy who killed Andy Kaufman, but was more likely in on the joke than anything…I know him as […]

by × October 17, 2011 × 0 comments

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Housewife Sucking on Hubby's Cock

Amateur Slut Minute….

by × October 17, 2011 × 0 comments

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Is this Scarlett Johansson Naked, Sucking Dick and Fucking of the Day

Is this Scarlett Johansson Naked, Sucking Dick and Fucking of the Day

These were emailed in by a reader who assumed they were Scarjo….better known as Scarlett Johansson….the chubby overrated celebrity who will always be the awkward girl in Ghost World with a battered by sucking too much cock voice before getting marketed heavy as the hottest thing in hollywood…. He figured […]

by × October 16, 2011 × 1 comment

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VIDEO Uncensored Skydiving Sex

The Skydiving Sex Video

So some pornstar-turned-skydiving instructor named Alex Torres is in trouble with the FAA, after he and pornstar Hope Howell did the nasty on the plane and falling through the air. The two were naked-ass naked, getting their freak on to a Katy Perry song in the plane, and apparently that’s […]

by × October 15, 2011 × 0 comments

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I Fucking Love Nerds

I totally have a nerd fetish. I love smart guys who are a little geeky, the computer programmer type. I married an accountant, and every morning when he puts on his slacks and dress shirt, I get a little turned on. I have no idea when it started or why […]

by × October 14, 2011 × 0 comments

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The Government is Trying to Ruin My Sex Life

So the feds are cracking down on medical marijuana dispensaries in California, which is the exact opposite of what Obama claimed he was going to do when he was running for President. Not only do I think sick people should have access to marijuana, I think all living people should […]

by × October 14, 2011 × 0 comments

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Is This Olivia Munn Naked of the Day

Is This Olivia Munn Naked of the Day

by × October 14, 2011 × 1 comment

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He won the whore lottery!

Today’s smutMEET

by × October 14, 2011 × 0 comments

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Important Life Skills You Should Know About

If you asked 100 people what qualities a good man should have, I’m sure they’d say “responsible”, “mature”, “employed”. When the time comes that your sperm make it through the vagina gauntlet to impregnate somebody, we hope that you’ll be a good dad and teach it dad shit, how to […]

by × October 14, 2011 × 0 comments