Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Katie Price, aka Jordan, aka one of those big-titted British “glamour models” who’s brought her game across the pond to grace America with her sluttiness because she feels we’re in short supply, has written […]
You can now follow me on Twitter! Follow @VirginMary_DS Look forward to hearing from y’all! Kisses xoxo! Deflowering Italian Nun! brought to you by PornHub
Since I’ve been under the weather, I’m making it up to you with this post-Halloween treat. Jodie Gasson is one of my new girl crushes, in case you couldn’t tell from CLICK HERE to see Jess Impiazzi’s topless video CLICK HERE to see Jodie Gasson’s topless video
Who doesn’t love a skinny Russian girl? Samantha Rise, from Bitches in Heat 3 and Basic Sex Instinct 3, turns 23 today. I like her tight little body, even if she does look a little malnourished in some pictures, but I suppose that’s why this kind gentlemen is offering her […]
Today is also the day we celebrate Kim Kardashian’s 2nd divorce, for no other reason than that I’m bitter that my sex tape never took off and made me millions of dollars, but probably because I was unimaginative and slept with a middle-aged white man as opposed to a black […]
Was there a huge demand for Disney Princess porn? I’m disturbed to think that some dad took his kids to see Pocahontas, and spent the whole hour and a half thinking about how he could make it better. I’m even more disturbed because that guy is probably one of my […]
I was going to bring you guys the pics from Playboy’s “Girls of the SEC” November issue to celebrate Football Friday, but Playboy’s reputation for being cockblockers when it comes to sharing pictures precedes them. I can’t blame them–if my magazine rested in the hands of an increasingly senile old […]
Just in case you read the previous post about Tonya Cooley and her toothbrush foreplay and thought it was a great idea… Teen Lesbians Fuck Each Other With Their Toothbrushes brought to you by PornHub
I look at lots of porn every single day. Hundreds of random girls, all in different shapes and sizes. I’m a straight girl, but I could be turned for this chick. She easily has one of my favorite bodies ever. Big natural boobs, hips, cute tummy. I like that she’s […]
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