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Demi Moore is Going to Win Another Boyfriend with Her Bones, Sara Leal Tells US Weekly Lies (Because Whores Lie)
Remember Sara Leal, the ditzy ho that Ashton Kutcher was banging in hot tubs while he was married to Demi? Here she is talking to US Weekly: Demi is apparently crash-dieting to get herself back on the dating scene. Or maybe she’s starving herself out of depression, but that doesn’t […]
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Whoever Rosie Jones is, I Support Her Being Naked, and You Do Too.
Rosie Jones and India Reynolds are in the November issue of NUTS Magazine, which I guess makes them two of those bullshit British “Glamour Models”, which should not be confused with real models. Real models get paid to wear clothes and model them on runways; glamour models get paid to […]
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Lindsay Lohan is a Fucking Mess, Let’s Stare at Her Lewdly Before She Dies & It’s Considered in Bad Taste…
Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking mess that she’s been kicked out of the Downtown Women’s Center, where she was supposed to be fulfilling the community service requirements of her probation. Apparently she never showed up, because habitual junkies/alcoholics are unreliable. Imagine that! The prosecutor wants her to go to […]
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Coco Wants Everyone to Know She’s Worthless Without Her Famous Black Husband (or something like that…)
Coco likes attention, even negative attention, which I pray is all that she gets when she posts these psuedo-sexy twit pics to all of her fans. If you get all hot and bothered looking at that, you should enjoy this special gallery I’ve put together for you. I call it […]
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Happy birthday, you beautiful bitch!
Alison Star, a pussy you might recognize from such favorites as Meat Lovers 1 and Pee ‘N’ Blow, turns 26 today, which is too old for porn . Not because I think women over 25 aren’t beautiful. I do. There are a lot of chicks over 25 that I’d love […]
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Do You Ever Get Tired of American Tits? Have Some Italian Tits Instead.
So this is some actress/model/contestant on Italy’s Dancing with the Stars named Cecilia Capriotti. I could bother looking up some more stuff about her, but I’m lazy. Plus she’s naked in this calendar, and that’s all you care about anyway. (From Egotastic)
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How to Make the Most of Taking Your Kids to a Haunted House
Hello kittens! I’m finally back in town after spending a weekend with my hubby and friends in Atlanta. I am a huge fan of haunted houses, and scary shit in general, so we visited a well-known one while we were there. I have a confession to make: I was totally […]
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Jerry Lawler’s Former Girlfriend’s and Former Wrestler in Some Slutty Pics….
A friend of mine runs some serious Wrestling shit in Ohio and he sent me in some slutty, naked, pussy of Jerry “the King” Lawler’s girlfriend…you may know Jerry Lawler as the guy who killed Andy Kaufman, but was more likely in on the joke than anything…I know him as […]
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Is this Scarlett Johansson Naked, Sucking Dick and Fucking of the Day
These were emailed in by a reader who assumed they were Scarjo….better known as Scarlett Johansson….the chubby overrated celebrity who will always be the awkward girl in Ghost World with a battered by sucking too much cock voice before getting marketed heavy as the hottest thing in hollywood…. He figured […]