Nuts Magazine Is Doing It Right

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There’s something in the water in the UK, something that ruins teeth but grows massive breasts. On the one hand, that sucks because bad teeth paired with that annoying accent makes my vagina dry up. On the other hand, I have no idea if these women even have mouths, because I haven’t made it past their enormous tits. Classic Catch-22.