Lot Lizzies

You’ve all seen them. The whores walking around a parking lot waiting for a lonely trucker, or any person with a vehicle really, to take their money in exchange for providing sexual services. These are “Lot Lizzies” and they make a motorists world go ‘round.

They don’t cost much, although you probably have to pay more for girls that still have all of their own teeth. And if you can find one of those, let her deep throat you like you never had it before. Get your money’s worth. These are hard economic times. And if you are fortunate and happen to be somewhat hot or have exceptional fucking skills, she may even be willing to share her drugs with you. On the house. Score!

And the best part is that after you blow your load you can just leave her on the curb. Where she’ll get picked up again in 20 minutes until she ends up as a picture of a dead hooker. Which said picture will presumably end up on the internet. Where we will all see it together and share a good joke and a good laugh.

The moral of this story is that lot lizzies make for good times in many valuable ways, so rent a lot lizzie tonight.

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