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Strippers are the worst. They’re like the guy from the highschool basketball team that could have went to the NBA but decided to sell drugs instead. Just do porn! Make a bunch of money, become semi-famous, and afford better tattoos instead of what looks like prison ink. All I can […]

Gingers may be soulless, but the ladies are definitely quite tasty. Just ask Elle. I know where you can find more of this hot set… Prepare to fuck a different woman every single day. Shagaholic baby!

I don’t know what it is about scary movies, but it makes chicks want to cuddle close to someone for comfort, for that reassurance that they are safe. Now when guys aren’t around and we watch them, it seems we still feel the need to get close to someone. No […]

You know the type. The girl that never has anything to say. Often ignored, people mistake her quietness as snobbery and being stuck up. Those smart enough to put up with the lack of conversation get to know that these are the girls you want to take home. These are […]

I had to go to the hospital yesterday. Sad to say I’m not yet dying, happy to say I had a hot young blonde nurse. Sad to say I was too weak and in pain to hit on her, happy to say that when she took my IV needle out […]

You’ve all seen them. The whores walking around a parking lot waiting for a lonely trucker, or any person with a vehicle really, to take their money in exchange for providing sexual services. These are “Lot Lizzies” and they make a motorists world go ‘round. They don’t cost much, although […]