Jodie Gasson Keeps Trying To Make Me Fall In Love With Her

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m really not into the perfectly airbrushed Playboy-esque nudity. Anybody can be hot when they’ve been put through 85 copies of Photoshop. I think that’s why I find this girl so appealing. She’s blonde, with big slightly-asymmetrical boobies, and she clearly doesn’t miss a meal. How cute are those little bitty fat rolls? I’m not even joking. I just wanna hug her, and kiss her, maybe ball-gag her and ride her around the living room.