Dark Knight XXX a Porn Parody of the Day

My FRIENDS THE LEGENDARY VIVID are famous for their award winning Super Hero porn parody movies. They remind me that porn is still what porn was meant to be…fun, with story, mocking the mainstream, in a clever and amazing way…and I am not just saying that…CHECK OUT VIVID.COM to see what I mean…

If you read the site you will know that I hate the state of porn, I hate that these sleazy internet assholes are focused only graphic throat fucking clips, instead of good old fashioned porn actresses, playing the part of what could be a B-Movie role, parodying classic characters…artistry..I miss the artistry…

Porn used to be something you could sit and watch beginning to end…because it was a movie…with hardcore sex in in to break up the boring parts of mainstream movies…with sex…and we all like sex…

It’d be funny, it’d make fun of itself, it knew it was low budget…but it was a good time…

So seeing people like Vivid still making movies, parody movies, means there’s still a market of that…but maybe that’s just because super hero everything sells…

I don’t personally give a fuck about super heroes, or comic books, I never read the shit, but assume all you perverts love that shit, I mean you’re just that socially awkward…virgin losers who had not friends besides your comic books growing up…back when comic books weren’t every single movie ever made in Hollywood…

Now it’s all this CGI superhero crap people love…but it’s missing one important thing…the PORN….you know seeing people like Ben Affleck in tights get sodomized…

But VIVID…the real hero comes in to save the day….because , as a build up to the release of the MAINSTREAM Justice League movie on November 17, I decided to post an exclusive VIVID clip a week (FOR THREE WEEKS) and they feature three of the same characters from Justice League…because why not..

This week, we have Dark Knight XXX – a Porn Parody…amazing I know….this is the SFW clip, but you can head over to stepSMUT.com to see the hardcore version…because that’s really what you’re interested in…

Director Axel Braun cast Giovanni Francesco as the Gotham vigilante. For the three female leads he cast Aiden Ashley as Catwoman, Andy San Dimas at Kathy Kane and Penny Pax at Batgirl.

Porn Lives. Thank you VIVID for existing and still bringing the classics, and the future classics. I’m really not just saying that. Supporting actual porn movies is so important. Don’t let the art of porn, what we love about porn EVER die…

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