Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
If you want to know what fucking a dragon sounds like, watch this video. If you want to be young again and have a gf, become a jew. This man is compelling. He is Action Man. He is the Stalin of porn. Dominating. Powerful. He also lives out his fantasies […]
Pornstars are actors, which means that what they are doing is pretty fake. This is why I dislike porn. But my vibrator broke, and now I’m back on it like some junkie out of rehab (does that make sense?). This is probably fake too. Soft shit. Don’t know why I’m […]
Same standard hotel room, same old love story turned awry. She might like it, I can’t tell. Some people live to serve. If you want to cum in a girl’s mouth, the Common Law of Man dictates that you must first try your own cum. I have masturbated to this […]
When I’m tired, sometimes ass is what I need. Hot man ass, and his dick reaching desperately deep inside of me to fill my cavernous womb with his seed – I have never held a baby. When I watch this video, which is mostly just a guy twitching on top […]
The Nazi Bitch of Buchenwald had lamps made from human skin in her house. Other people who are not Nazis, but are equally as gullible and dumb, wrap themselves in plastic and pretend to be horses. I feel like this is something I will end up doing, it will just […]
This film is amazing. I put porn on it so dirty fucks like you would come like flies to clickbait. It’s a cheap trick for a good cause. I wanted to put this out there, because it has girls sleeping on top of elephants and a guy who eats manatee […]
My heart is bubbling, like some shit swamp from Shrek, and I hear a woosh woosh woosh eternally thumping on in my right ear canal, making me half deaf. My name is Oryx. Some people don’t understand ASMR. All I know is it gets me wet, and now there is […]
When you’ve digested a spicy hot mexican shit, you simply shit it out and this afterburn sensation can leave you with no choice but a simple remedy of deep penetration whipped cow cream. im going to cum[jwplayer mediaid=”17259″]
10 people emailed these to me. They are fake Jennifer Lawrence nudes. They are pretending they are from the Fappening, when her other nudes happened…that put her on the map for me because she looked hot…I figured I would post them – because they are not her.
I don’t care about big tits -until I see big tits – then I am like – damn – big tits are alright…
Here’s some girl showing off her skinny body on cam…because I guess that’s what you do on cam…she’s alright…but I’m more into what she does for fun….
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