Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Sometimes I get so horny while walking through nature that I have to crouch in the middle of a path and just close my eyes and imagine I am fucking that old guy in one of Lana del Rey’s music videos. Being horny takes hours out of my day. It […]
I guess the public bit didn’t work out, so they included a solo segment in a deserted mansion for good measure. It takes a special kind of girl to do public masturbation, and although Carr is stunning, she doesn’t have the grit. I find it atrocious that they’re not naked […]
Every single time I’ve had a girl in the car with me, I’ve tried to get her to do this…fuck yourself, no one will notice and if they do notice…who cares…it makes the whole thing way more amazing… But every single time…they’ve said no… I guess this girl gives me […]
BLEGH. Look at those ripples of skin. Reminds me of somebody inseminating a cow. It probably feels amazing though
Kanye West has filed for tax exemption status, because he’s forming the ‘Church of Yeeus’. “The 37-year old rapper and self-described musical and creative genius is naming his 13 million Facebook fans and 11.9 million Twitter followers as “Disciples of Yeezus,” while naming “The Book of Yeezus,” a satirical book […]
Because all porn is made from a guy’s perspective, I have no choice to imagine that I have a dick when I masturbate to it. I masturbate so much that this dick has become a phantom limb that twitches and pulsates in public places. And public masturbation is what turns […]
I didn’t know what an anal prolapse was until I started doing this blog, and I wanted to make a prolapse playlist because they are so disgusting, but I can’t get beyond the thumbnails of the videos. Anyways. You’ve watched so much porn it doesn’t turn you on anymore. You’re […]
His face looks like a muppet he has acne scars on his dick… wait those are herpes he is too mean to look this jewish
No one gives a fuck about this except you. I’m not back yet.. just in hibernation under Garnet’s woodstove. I post-dated these entries on Tuesday. I know you’re reading this, because you’re some kind of narc or else just a run of the mill stalker who forgets what shit came […]
What a badass boss mama. To her pussy: have the nerve endings fizzled down there or is it still flush?
DRONE BONING // Featuring Taggart & Rosewood // NSFW from GHOST+COW FILMS on Vimeo. When it hurts to be touched, but I still want a hot guy to cum inside me and get me preganant, I turn to porn from a distance. A voyeur of the skies. a dildo wrenched […]
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