Funny

[jwplayer mediaid=”47932″] This is an inspiring video, like Shape of Water, that reminds us that if traditional humans don’t love us, or want to love us, even though we have all the love to give…we can always find a tree to fuck…even if it is in the middle of the […]

[jwplayer mediaid=”47926″] Health matters – it is all we really have…so it’s important to watch our diets and work out for at least 30 minutes a day… Pro tip – always put your hips into it….

I believe that honesty is always the best policy. I think that being honest would close this country’s racial divide. I told a white that her vagina looked like uncooked chicken once. She wasn’t happy about it until I ate it like it was chicken. Now this girl mentions that […]

I think of women that can fight the same way I think of women that have PHDs…I don’t care…show your tits. I can’t fuck your IQ or your black belt. Sure I watch women’s MMA, but I find myself paying less attention to the actual fight and more time trying […]

^^^ This video is fun to laugh at, because the whole scenario is one best I’ve ever seen, even though it’s subtle: I mean outwardly stupid pornos are ok to laugh at, but the best are the unintentionally funny ones. Not much else to say after a long flight home […]

They made a movie about it… called Why Me? I can’t find any pictures of the real woman though. So maybe they are bullshitting me.

this isn’t professional but i dont have no time left

I can’t write and maybe thats a good thing