Beetles eat a living man’s penis
Now this is actually a common practice out in Saskatoon. My grandfather did this as a right of passage but he slit his pee hole open with a fish hook, because the blood attracts flies too
Now this is actually a common practice out in Saskatoon. My grandfather did this as a right of passage but he slit his pee hole open with a fish hook, because the blood attracts flies too
OLD PEOPLE SUCK. ESPECIALLY THOSE FROM EASTERN EUROPE, WITH PTSD, WHO DO THIS SHIT TO DEAL WITH THE POLITICAL AND CIVIL UNREST THAT HAS RAVAGED THEY HOMELAND FOR CENTURIES. THAT IS TO SAY: THEY HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR GENERATIONS. I would know, my mother is Ukrainian. It’s in our […]
Apparently Neo has a capacious cock. He is the kind of man who staples the webbing between his fingers onto bags of coke, records it, and then jerks off to the tape. Watch as the girl’s finger splits the entire flimsy dick in half, like a man forcing his cock […]
So today we have a case of the ‘I AM NOT DOING ENOUGH TO PLEASE MY MAN’ situation. Here today is a man whose seed in being sown in the wrong yard because she Will Not Trim The Bush Because FEMINISM. God’s blash anger! Ash nigh dein fruügenhaá1!! I cannot […]
This is how farmers tie a string around the bull’s testicles, slowly strangling them until they fall off.
When you’ve digested a spicy hot mexican shit, you simply shit it out and this afterburn sensation can leave you with no choice but a simple remedy of deep penetration whipped cow cream. im going to cum[jwplayer mediaid=”17259″]
Sometimes porn tries to test your sexuality, to show you something so bad, it may make you never want sex again…sometimes it is fat girls, sometimes it is infected vaginas… I just gagged watching this…but one man’s trash is another man’s gold..