Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
I have trouble finding camgirls with soul. It’s like an alternate reality where everyone who wants to be your friend is a loser… because you can’t understand why anyone would talk to such a disgusting rat like yourself. I want to be friends with the people in boxes because I […]
Alice is the thread to my buttons. Awhile back I posted a girl with an annoying voice but who still made me feel warm and fuzzy in the ass region. Her username is MissAlice, and I am in love with her on mute. She is a year younger than me […]
Sometimes I get so horny while walking through nature that I have to crouch in the middle of a path and just close my eyes and imagine I am fucking that old guy in one of Lana del Rey’s music videos. Being horny takes hours out of my day. It […]
Almost every girl with money can be hot now, thanks to plastic surgery braces chemicals dermatologists and the right filter on instagram. Beauty is cheap in the modern world. The only thing left to set a girl apart from the horde of plastic zombies are her balls. This girl has […]
Stop saying ‘masturbates her pussy.’ The phrasing is offensive to the act. It sounds like the rusty chain of a bike that you’re trying to pedal backwards on, out of gear. Just say ‘playing with her pussy’ or simply ‘MASTURBATING.’
I like that the asshole is a now accepted and celebrated hole…that was once so hard to convince girls to play with…but that now girls beg to have played with… We may be doomed by not all is bad…
Just a hot tight bodied girl fingering her amazing ass..the way her amazing ass was meant to be fingered…because that’s the whole point of orifices…
Her first facial! You know when you do a really great job sucking your man’s dick, and then you finish and just can’t wait for him to put his mouth all over your asshole and clit… but he just does like one thrust of his dick in your vag instead […]
It’s goopy like the way vaseline gels to bird shit when it dries up… sorry I meant it’s goopy like a fresh bukkake creampie cocktail… oh sorry again i meant it’s like your fresh cum in her hot nubile pussy. sterotypical shit. i want to give you a next-generation porno […]
Ok try three: sex. I want to make you cum. I want to make you cum so badly that it shoots through your wall like a wrecking ball, blazing across the miles between us like a tern migrating south, and lands softly in the lap of my womb. Correction: will […]
I am here to tell you about the sex I am having. Let me tell you about Alexis, the big dick boy with a heart of gold. The end. can yo u fuck a croissant? can you kill a fictional character and then 3D print him into the real world, […]
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