Camgirl

Stop saying ‘masturbates her pussy.’ The phrasing is offensive to the act. It sounds like the rusty chain of a bike that you’re trying to pedal backwards on, out of gear. Just say ‘playing with her pussy’ or simply ‘MASTURBATING.’

I like that the asshole is a now accepted and celebrated hole…that was once so hard to convince girls to play with…but that now girls beg to have played with… We may be doomed by not all is bad…

It’s goopy like the way vaseline gels to bird shit when it dries up… sorry I meant it’s goopy like a fresh bukkake creampie cocktail… oh sorry again i meant it’s like your fresh cum in her hot nubile pussy. sterotypical shit. i want to give you a next-generation porno […]

Ok try three: sex. I want to make you cum. I want to make you cum so badly that it shoots through your wall like a wrecking ball, blazing across the miles between us like a tern migrating south, and lands softly in the lap of my womb. Correction: will […]

I am not feeling good right now. My cunt is dry and my brain is filled with sloppy brown molasses, cogging the gears in my mind, making me see dicks in the rear view mirror as I pull out of my mother’s driveway. Molasses is made by burning sweetness until […]

TODAY IS DICK DEPRIVATION DAY 13. I hate finding a new guy to fuck. Now I have one and he is too far away. I don’t want any other dick. You talk to a girl all night and she doesn’t fuck you, you’re exhausted, you’re horny as fuck, you want […]

I am so busy now that I hardly have time to have sex, or masturbate. The only way I can have sex as a full time student is if it serves an ulterior motive, like paying for groceries. This is the only advantage I see of being sexy. You can […]