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Jodie Gasson Keeps Trying To Make Me Fall In Love With Her
I’m really not into the perfectly airbrushed Playboy-esque nudity. Anybody can be hot when they’ve been put through 85 copies of Photoshop. I […]
Articles by: VirginMary
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I Want Kitty Lea For My Birthday
I turn 25 on November 18th, and it’s a little depressing. I’m getting old! I thought I’d be mature and just have a quiet birthday […]
Fetish, Mature
MILF + Teen Girl = Win
This mom is nurturing and kind, caring and compassionate. And when a young neighbor girl asks her to stick her finger in her ass, she does it. Because she’s a good person. A good, horny person. You’re welcome. MILF sastifies angels untouched ass brought to you by PornHub
Amateur, Mature
All Hot Moms Need iPhones
Iphone Adventure Kirsten brought to you by PornHub
Fetish, Masturbating, Mature
MILF Monday (Because Everything Is Better With Themes, Even Porn. Especially Porn!)
Because I am a Christ-like figure that believes in giving back to my community, I asked a follower on twitter what kind of porn he wanted to see today, and with much enthusiasm (or as much enthusiasm as one can convey over twitter) he responded MILFs! In particular, he requested […]
Amateur, Masturbating, Solo
WebCam Star of the Day
Once again, Cam4 provides a hot chick with low moral turpitude and a desire to make money. Of course I’m not paying a goddamn penny, because it’s against my religion to ever pay any amount of money to see a chick’s lady parts, on account of the laws of supply […]
Fetish
Amazing Pussy Tricks
My husband and his friends are always telling me stories about the amazing things they’ve seen strippers do. Some smoke cigarettes with their pussies, some shoot ping-pong balls at targets with a surprisingly deadly accuracy, some can squirt like those water pistol games at county fairs. The coolest thing mine […]
Fetish
Dave’s Old Porn, Featuring Hairy 1970s Bush And The Lowest Quality Video Imagineable
Dave Attell is a comedian that I happen to love. He’s got a new show on Showtime called Dave’s Old Porn, and that is exactly what it’s about. He has special guests each episode and they sit on this hideous couch and watch […]
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Show You Should Be Watching: Boss
Basically, Frasier Crane now runs Chicago and is the head of a network of morally corrupt politicians. He has a frigid bitch wife; a drug addict/priest daughter who fucks drug dealers that she meets at a non-profit free clinic; a sexually-compulsive assistant named Kittie who is into really public fucking […]