Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Articles by: Jesus Martinez
just going to put this here: I’m having a fuck buddy visit. One thing she won’t do is get her ass eaten out. No matter what, not even in the shower. She tells me that most women don’t like it, which I find hard to believe. Do you like it? […]
Sometimes I get so horny while walking through nature that I have to crouch in the middle of a path and just close my eyes and imagine I am fucking that old guy in one of Lana del Rey’s music videos. Being horny takes hours out of my day. It […]
I guess the public bit didn’t work out, so they included a solo segment in a deserted mansion for good measure. It takes a special kind of girl to do public masturbation, and although Carr is stunning, she doesn’t have the grit. I find it atrocious that they’re not naked […]
Still doing it wrong here on stepsmut. should be making porns instead. and getting breast implants and lip injections. i would love to suck a dick for money and cum for money. i love sex more than i love people, which is confusing. reposting pornos is not going to make […]
Almost every girl with money can be hot now, thanks to plastic surgery braces chemicals dermatologists and the right filter on instagram. Beauty is cheap in the modern world. The only thing left to set a girl apart from the horde of plastic zombies are her balls. This girl has […]
Someone I love is dead after having his brain sawed open, very carefully, for many thousands of dollars. They might as well have run him over with a dump truck since the operation was doomed from the start. We said our goodbyes the night of, and then he met the […]
Stop saying ‘masturbates her pussy.’ The phrasing is offensive to the act. It sounds like the rusty chain of a bike that you’re trying to pedal backwards on, out of gear. Just say ‘playing with her pussy’ or simply ‘MASTURBATING.’
public masturbation + charity = FUCK MYSELF. This brightened my day, which was pretty bad since the man who raised me will probably be dead tomorrow and then some real porn brcause you have no imagination i love you!! please love the clit and have patience with it
Her first facial! You know when you do a really great job sucking your man’s dick, and then you finish and just can’t wait for him to put his mouth all over your asshole and clit… but he just does like one thrust of his dick in your vag instead […]
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