Articles by: Jesus Martinez

I don’t really understand if she is holding her pee or if she cums at the end. OH SQUIRTING… something I have never done.

I really hate writing these posts. It’s fucking hard to talk about what turns you on when all your life people have been warning you that doing so will get you raped. Guys will come at you while you’re buying tampons at the pharmacy, or they’ll climb through your window […]

Things I would never tell my boyfriend!!  Here’s what this gal cums to, and why………………… because some guy wants to know TODAY’S MOOD: stressed and ovulating.  impulsive. self destructive CUMMED: three times In like three days, I will not find these videos hot at all.  This is a hormonal thing. […]

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OMG!!! Somebody sent me an email. TWO people read this site.   The First Message from Beyond: “are you ugly i want to fuck a tranny but im srraght     are you a dude what do you look like”   WOW!     !!!!!!!      …     […]

Something is chipping away at the sheer edge of the universe. I can’t feel it physically but my mind can sense it, tickling the long thin spiderweb that coils out of its beard. 13.8 billion observable years in tickling cobwebs. How silly I start to get really horny when I’m […]

I get my philippine tenant to rub my penis in exchange for a bachelor apartment on 69 street she is sad all the time. not feeling these posts.

His face looks like a muppet he has acne scars on his dick… wait those are herpes he is too mean to look this jewish