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Articles by: HonestMisogynist
Bizarre
Tiny Bubble
I would love to say that I’ve always had a thing for midgets, but the truth is I’ve just always had a thing for vaginas. They are fantastic. Sure I could say that I’d only bang 8-10’s, but beauty is subjective. By subjective I mean how much whiskey and cocaine […]
Vintage
Vintage Trailers
I think this might be a new daily thing. Vintage porn trailers. These old pornos were actually like real films. It amazes me that even porn is susceptible to reduced budgets and cut corners. Just when you thought they couldn’t get any lower…they got lower. I mean, besides the James […]
Celebrity, Parody
When Porn Was Porn
You might be shocked to know that back in the day, porn movies were actually movies. Most were comedies (a few are actually funny), but every once in a while you got a musical. A fucking musical. This one was pretty controversial at the time because some Oscar nominated composer […]
ASIAN
Lost in Translation
There’s a theory about countries that lose wars. I guess after it happens their porn gets really weird. Germany got fucked up so they turned to scat. Japan, however, got the nuke and went fucking insane. This is actually one of the more tamer videos. Still, you can see they […]
Bizarre, Disgusting
Sierra Leone
I don’t know if that’s her porn name, but holy shit it should be. Missing an arm, black, and a woman. The chips are stacked against this African queen, and yet she perseveres. I probably shouldn’t write anything with the word “sever” in it. It’s not very sensitive. Kinda like […]
Insertion, Public
Hole Depot
I don’t know who these types of videos are for. Maybe just people that like to see weird insertions, or construction workers that can’t get laid because women are awful and only are attracted to money and social status. Either way, I hope she knows that hundreds of people have […]
Amateur, Bizarre, Camgirl, Insertion
Bowling (pin) for Dollars
This vid has been making the rounds the last few days. This woman is a genius. Why buy expensive sex toys when you can go to your local Goodwill and stock up for less that $10? After seeing this, it’s gonna be hard not to get an erection any time […]
Disgusting
Pizza the Hut
I’m seeing more and more of these “Pizza Delivery Pranks” these days. Some are sexy. Some are funny. Some are scary. Then there’s this. I don’t know whether I should feel bad for the delivery guy for having to see that sack of fat, or her for thinking anyone would […]
FISTING
German Fisted because German
I had a German girlfriend once. Her name was Franny. She looked like Scarlett Johansson if you dressed her in Euro trash club clothes and never showered. She taught me all about her culture. Things like warm spiced wine, the proper way to drink beer, and how important anything to […]