Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Articles by: HonestMisogynist
Looks like Taylor Swift is gonna have to rename her autobiography. It’s been taken. This is like the Dukes of Hazzard without the car, attractive women, charming characters, story, stunts, and production budget. I guess it’s nothing like the Dukes of Hazzard. Maybe the “tongue-in-cheek” aspect, but I don’t think […]
This clips goes from your average, everyday gang-bang with a pig, to a foreign episode of Everybody Loved Raymond. The guy hits the wrong hole and is immediately turned into a cowering bitch. There is no way she hasn’t had it in the pooper before. So, either he’s packing some […]
The 80’s were a weird decade. Cable TV, Reading Rainbow, Tony Danza was famous for some reason, and the home video recorder was made available. Available to awful looking idiots. People who had never had lives, or proper training in cinematography, suddenly had the magic of movie making in their […]
Elay Smith is some camgirl with perfect tits that fucks sex toys and squirts for your masturbatory amusement. Nothing funny about this. She’s just hot.
I think of women that can fight the same way I think of women that have PHDs…I don’t care…show your tits. I can’t fuck your IQ or your black belt. Sure I watch women’s MMA, but I find myself paying less attention to the actual fight and more time trying […]
This is why they call America the land of opportunity. People actually got paid for this. There are always job openings in the porn industry…shit. I think I just solved the homeless problem.
As a black man (SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKAS!) I can honestly say the only thing sexier than a white girl dropping the N-bomb is her saying “I never knew my father”. I once hung out with some friends who’s other friend was Mormon. I mean hardcore Mormon. The kind that think black […]
I don’t get the whole “cumming in public” thing, but I have to give this guy credit. He’s the Batman of jerking off. The only thing that would make this better is if she yelled “WHERE ARE YOU!?!” and he whispered “here”. (side note): What the fuck is she doing […]
When I think of full body catsuits, I usually imagine Comic-Con or some master thief in some shitty Hollywood blockbuster, or (if it’s leopard print like this) Shaquita getting ready to get her club on. I never really thought that there would be whole sites dedicated to banging people in […]
Ah. Vintage porn. Nothing like it in the world. All the wonder of yesteryear. Hairy vaginas, bad music, and skinny Ron Jeremy. Not only are all of those things fantastic to see, but it’s also the things you can’t that make this era wonderful. The counter-culture movement, real feminism, and […]
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