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What is better than one teen slut? Well that would be two teen sluts of course. What is better than two teen sluts? Well that would be even more sluts, but if they are not available, then the answer is two Russian teen sluts. We all know that Russian sluts are the sluts that take it to the next level.
Real live Russian whores come to America in droves and work at our strip clubs. They are smart girls, they find dumb guys that are easily blinded by their perfect tits and supreme cock sucking skills and they marry them.
You believe they love you, but they are just working for their citizenship. And sure enough, for your two year wedding anniversary she’ll present you with divorce papers. It happened to a friend of mine for real. He’s even raising her teen son and she moved out. However, never fear, there is always a new boatload of these immigrants on their way. Just go get another one.
Because in Soviet Russia, you don’t fuck the sluts, they fuck you. And that’s not even a joke attempt, it’s a true story.
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