Pizza the Hut

I’m seeing more and more of these “Pizza Delivery Pranks” these days. Some are sexy. Some are funny. Some are scary. Then there’s this. I don’t know whether I should feel bad for the delivery guy for having to see that sack of fat, or her for thinking anyone would get a kick out of seeing it. I don’t know if I feel bad for either one because I’m pretty sure this video removed the last bit of empathy I had in my cold, dead heart. All I do know is that more food is the last thing this chick needs.