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We start today with a lesson in MILFs. Despite the popular mythology on pussy stretching, a mom’s pussy has the ability to stretch open and snap shut, tight as a new born baby, thanks to the power of kegels.
How would I know? Because my mom is Julia Ann. So don’t worry about your pregnant girlfriend
In other news, I was sending a girl pics of my foot for almost a year, and she has finally blocked me. I sent her roughly 93 pics. I guess she did not want to reach lovely number 100 🙁