Worst Dildo Ever

I guess not all sex toys are created equally.Some are weird and janky as fuck…and I just can’t get into the masturbation – even though I’m down with masturbation – all because it reminds me of something a homeless person carved out of something they found in a dumpster, because homeless people have nothing better to do with their time, it’s not like they work…

Nice Butt Plug tho.