When Porn Lies: “Big Titty Jewish Princess” Edition

Big Titty Jewish Princesses Juelz Ventura brought to you by ExtremeTube.com

I appreciate descriptive titles on my porn videos, just like I appreciate lots of tags. It helps me find what I want to see faster, and I’m sure that those of you that read this shit in your office at work on your lunch break know how important that is — if you have 10 minutes to rub one out, detailed organization and accurate categorizing are crucial. But when I click on a video titled “Big Titty Jewish Princesses”, I expect to get a big-tittied Jewish Princess. Instead, I got a big-crooked-tittied, maybe-Jewish chick who obviously never reached princess status in the Jewish community, because real JAPs have parents who buy them better tits and most JAPs are too self-involved and stuck-up to ever cover their precious bodies in that amount of tattoos. The video below is more believable… the Yiddish is a nice touch.