Under the Table Fuck

You’ve heard of working under the table, but have you heard of fucking some girl under the table while you eat your cereal? If not, can you say with confidence that you are even living??

I mean…this is pretty impressive and should make any of you get your own pocket sized pussy to bring to any restaurant you are social distancing at, it just makes your dinner that much better, maybe restaurants need to start supplying this type of service, you know to keep their businesses alive.