- Porn documentaries ruin everything
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Threesomes are the best birthday gift ever
- A big dildo for such a tiny girl
- That’s the face of a dicksucker.
- I never fucked my boss, but I had phone sex with a co-worker once
- A Hilton you can actually touch!
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This is what we do during “girl time”
- His GF is hot, he’s as exciting as that atrocious wallpaper
- Leighton Meester lookalike with big tits plays with a hot dog
- Isn’t this what fountain are for? Fuck decoration!
- Somebody’s not wearing panties…
- Wow, her lips DO look like Kim Kardashian’s asshole!