- He’s too skinny! If you can’t fight off a mugger, you can’t fuck me.
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This is how I won my husband when I was 19
- Blindfolding a chick and sticking it in her ass=success
- I know what I want for Christmas! I’ve been very good…
- Fuck learning, just cum on my face already!
- Ouch. In a good way.
- Her tummy may look pregnant, but her ass does not.
- Jasmine Waltz sex tape–who??
- Her pink pussy and purple vibe match her socks… precious!
- Maxim Hometown Hottie Bloopers… and big tits.
- I want Luna to be my lesbian lover. Seriously. My hubby’s OK with it.
- No, silly… panties go OVER the pussy, not in it!