I would love to say that I’ve always had a thing for midgets, but the truth is I’ve just always had a thing for vaginas. They are fantastic. Sure I could say that I’d only bang 8-10’s, but beauty is subjective. By subjective I mean how much whiskey and cocaine I’m willing to subject myself to. The answer is a lot. So the fact that this little lady has the ass of J.Lo in her prime (circa 98-99) and the face of a day shift stripper, I can honestly say that I definitely would. Sober. Hell, maybe even twice.