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So ladies, is the special man in your life having a birthday soon? What are you planning on getting him? A new wallet? Something sports related? Clothes? Lingerie for yourself? BOOOOORING. Fuck that. Get your man what he really wants…you, him, and…another woman!
Yes I can feel most of you bitches rolling your eyes at me. Maybe you think that what he really wants is the new iPhone 5 or a new Alien Ware laptop, and maybe he does want those things, but I promise you, what he really, really, really, REALLY wants is a threesome! Your electronics will break or become outdated, your clothes will wear & tear, that lingerie you bought for yourself will get a “meh” because he would rather you just be naked anyway, but a THREESOME will provide memories to last a lifetime.
Of course you have to do it right. Suck up all your jealousy. He doesn’t want to hear “You’re fucking her more than me” or any insecure garbage like that. You’ll get your turn, and it will be even better for you if you have your way with the lady friend yourself. Even if that is not your thing, give it a chance for one day. Do it for him. It’s his day and you declare that you love him don’t you? And who knows you might even find yourself enjoying the experience. And I promise you, your efforts will be rewarded.
I hear you ladies thinking, “Well, what the hell is in it for me?” You see, for your man, living out one of his all time fantasies, especially with the woman he truly loves is the one of the most physically gratifying sexual experiences he hopes to have. Now, you won’t know this until you try what I’m telling you, but the most physically gratifying sexual experience you will ever hope to have is the subsequent “Thank you for giving me a threesome.” sex.
You could also end up with diamonds or a car or at least a bouquet of grocery store flowers. That part is all dependent upon his financial situation, but he will definitely be more attentive to you, what you want, your “feelings” and reciprocating his newfound happiness back to you.
Trust me. I might steer you at 140 mph into a brick wall, but I would never steer you wrong.
And if you happen to be the woman approached to participate in the couple’s sexual endeavor, you should be flattered and seize the opportunity to be a living dream for people instead of standing in the way of the nice girl that just wants to stick her tongue up your gash and watch you take a big fat cock. Seriously already.
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This is the song that plays through my head every time you ladies keep my goals unfulfilled by the uber talented Rob Potylo aka Robby Roadsteamer who I shouldn’t even be throwing props to cause he hates me and blocked me on AIM back in the days of AIM, but he wasn’t the first and he will not be the last to block me on stuff, so nonetheless I’m doing it anyway. lol