The Next Big Fashion Trend

I really think the next big wave in the fashion industry will be butt plugs with jeweled bases. The hot models will wear short skirts without panties, strut to the end of the catwalk, turn around and bend over to show them off. Of course the models will have them made with real high carat gems giving new meaning to the term fancy ass.

If that really did catch on in the fashion world, it would only be a matter of time before this practiced trickled down into the mainstream. Girls everywhere will be walking around just like the models while dropping things on purpose just to everyone their new jewelry.

I really think I’m on to something here. Come on ladies, let’s do this!