The Government is Trying to Ruin My Sex Life

So the feds are cracking down on medical marijuana dispensaries in California, which is the exact opposite of what Obama claimed he was going to do when he was running for President. Not only do I think sick people should have access to marijuana, I think all living people should have access to marijuana. If a husband can get stoned after work while his bitch ass wife nags him about emptying the dishwasher or power-washing the house or whatever it is that bitch ass wives nag people about, maybe he wouldn’t have to kill her. Maybe he’d just get high and watch Family Guy and forget she exists. Maybe if people could get high, they wouldn’t turn to prescription pills that ultimately kill them. And I don’t know if you’ve ever had sex while you were high, but I have and I enjoy it very much. When I’m stoned, sex is also more enjoyable for my husband. When one is relaxed and feeling good, certain things that I might have objected to in my non-high state may suddenly be back on the table.

Maybe the feds should just find some sluts and roleplay, instead of ruining everyone’s fun.