The Caravan of Latex

The Nazi Bitch of Buchenwald had lamps made from human skin in her house. Other people who are not Nazis, but are equally as gullible and dumb, wrap themselves in plastic and pretend to be horses. I feel like this is something I will end up doing, it will just happen, first it was naked pictures sent to a stranger named Jesus, next it was videos of me fisting myself, and now I’m his blog slave. If you ask a girl practically anything enough times, eventually she won’t feel like it’s such a big deal -this is a proximity complex- she’ll just do it. Because in the end, who gives a toot?