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Midgets, aliens, sheep, fat girls, salsa dancers, giant green dicks, and laser vaginas. They have freaking lasers on their freaking vaginas. How am I just now seeing this? This might be the greatest film of all time…right after Shawshank Redemption…but it’s neck and neck.

Looks like Taylor Swift is gonna have to rename her autobiography. It’s been taken. This is like the Dukes of Hazzard without the car, attractive women, charming characters, story, stunts, and production budget. I guess it’s nothing like the Dukes of Hazzard. Maybe the “tongue-in-cheek” aspect, but I don’t think […]

As a black man (SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKAS!) I can honestly say the only thing sexier than a white girl dropping the N-bomb  is her saying “I never knew my father”. I once hung out with some friends who’s other friend was Mormon. I mean hardcore Mormon. The kind that think black […]

I think this might be a new daily thing. Vintage porn trailers. These old pornos were actually like real films. It amazes me that even porn is susceptible to reduced budgets and cut corners. Just when you thought they couldn’t get any lower…they got lower. I mean, besides the James […]

There like a gazillion ‘porn’ music videos out there nowadays but I liked the subtleties of this one, plus there’s hot ass chicks washing cars. So, yea. LOOOOOOK.

Pornstars often start social networking on certain sites like tumblr, but since it’s harder to post there when you’re not in front of your computer a lot of them fade out and never do it again. Here are the top 5 ACTIVE tumblr profiles from your favorite girls who fuck […]