Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
I guess there was a show in 1995 hosted by Pamela Anderson called Edenquest. I say I guess because in 1995 I was 9 and I was watching Beethoven or something. Anyway, Leeann Tweeden was topless on that show, and she gets naked in the December issue of Playboy. You […]
I don’t know who this broad is or what she does, but I do know that she’s reached the point in her career where […]
I was going to bring you guys the pics from Playboy’s “Girls of the SEC” November issue to celebrate Football Friday, but Playboy’s reputation for being cockblockers when it comes to sharing pictures precedes them. I can’t blame them–if my magazine rested in the hands of an increasingly senile old […]
Lindsay Lohan is so strapped for blow money that, according to a source at Playboy (aka Dina Lohan calling from an Applebee’s bathroom), she’s going full frontal in the issue she shot this weekend. I’m normally not a fan of redheads. Red pubes freak me out. Also, I went out […]
Lindsay Lohan is a terrible role model. But when you’re born into a family that includes Dina “Will-Fuck-for-Gin-at-Applebee’s” Lohan and Michael “I-Just-Hit-That-Bitch-with-a-Bottle” Lohan, you’re pretty much fucked from the moment you popped out of your mama’s sacred place. I would hope that during her coke breaks in between takes she […]
“Linsday Lohan to Pose in Playboy” would have been an awesome headline four years ago, before she turned herself into the belle of the trailer park. I wouldn’t fuck her with Magic Johnson’s dick, and it’s practically AIDS-proof. I’m not saying they can’t work their photoshop magic. They made Tara […]
Hef’s old part-time noodle blower Bridget Marquardt has decided to put her talents (making boners in the young and old alike) to use by creating a line of Halloween costumes. Slutty Halloween costumes. For sluts. Am I making myself clear? There’s a slutty maid, a slutty secretary, something that looks […]
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