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I think I’ve found the Holy Grail of white trash. Homemade fuck machine, workout bench, shitty 80’s lingerie, bad bleach blonde hair, and two dogs watching the whole thing. All that’s left is the Dukes of Hazzard theme and an unwanted pregnancy and we got ourselves a new show on […]

I have wanted one of these damn sybians for so long. It would be great. You sit up instead of lie down to use it. I could multitask like a motherfucker that way. For instance, I could be riding it now and still have my hands free to type this, […]