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I think I’ve found the Holy Grail of white trash. Homemade fuck machine, workout bench, shitty 80’s lingerie, bad bleach blonde hair, and two dogs watching the whole thing. All that’s left is the Dukes of Hazzard theme and an unwanted pregnancy and we got ourselves a new show on […]

Back in my barely legal years I made the decision to get a sex swing. I was so excited. I couldn’t wait to try it with my fuck buddy. I went on and on about how awesome this was going to be to get drilled while strapped in the swing. […]