Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
HotKinkyJoe. She’s some Russian porn star who also doubles as a human Muppet. You’ll be seeing alot of her on the page from now on. Possible once, maybe even twice a day. How she hasn’t been recruited as a drug mule or a storage unit I’ll never know. I’m sure […]
Holy Thor! Instead of getting her tubes tied, this chick cut out the middle man and is trying to give the Dim-Mak death touch directly to her uterus. Either that or she lost her keys in the most awkward of places. I hate when that happens.
Someone tell these women that you’re supposed to keep the red stuff on the inside. Prolapsed assholes look like uncooked spicy sausage…delicious! I really hope they’re making profit on these vids. buying adult diapers at the age of 50 will get expensive. No way things will stay in there easily. […]
This is Jessie Rogers pre-horrible boob job/retirement. She was one of the “hotter” pornstars around a few years ago. Now…well who gives a shit now. Hot pornstars are a dime a dozen. That’s a penny a piece and two for free. What makes this video special is that it’s saying […]
Let’s go thru the list: Obvious daddy issues Pasty Piercings Full of tattoos Dreaded hair Self-mutilating Self-fisting In desperate need of money Insane Yep: I’m in love.
I had a German girlfriend once. Her name was Franny. She looked like Scarlett Johansson if you dressed her in Euro trash club clothes and never showered. She taught me all about her culture. Things like warm spiced wine, the proper way to drink beer, and how important anything to […]
Sometimes when you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. This hot babe proves it as no one can fist her, better than her. Own your ass bitch, you got this! But in all seriousness, this girl could be sitting there naked doing absolutely nothing and I […]
When you think about lesbians, you may think about them being tight. This isn’t always the case. Sure there are toys, but what if they’re out and they have no toys available? Get the man taping them to join? Hell no! They’re lesbians. They don’t play that. They will just […]
Sometimes desire overcomes us women and we have to go satisfy our cravings. This involves a lot of public bathroom masturbation. What do you do when the janitor comes in? Stop? Fuck no! We’re horny. And unless your janitor is gay, he will be glad to help…help by spraying our […]
Fisting porn takes me back to the good old days when I first got the internet and my ex-boyfriend & his friends would be surfing the net looking at girls fucking cans of Endust or a big fat husk of corn. I would be sitting there clenching my tight teen […]
Today is also the day we celebrate Kim Kardashian’s 2nd divorce, for no other reason than that I’m bitter that my sex tape never took off and made me millions of dollars, but probably because I was unimaginative and slept with a middle-aged white man as opposed to a black […]
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