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The Worst Fetish Ever
Normally I’d give you some pics or videos to jerk off to if you’re into this, but I will not be a fucking accomplice to this eye-rape.
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Christina Aguilera is Pregnant with Twins, That’s the Only Reasonable Explanation
Remember when Britney was the fat one, and Christina was the skinny skanky slutty one with more talent, and Britney went nuts and we all thought that was the end? The tables have now turned. Britney Spears is hot again, and appears to have her carzy in check, whereas Chunktina […]
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How to Make the Most of Taking Your Kids to a Haunted House
Hello kittens! I’m finally back in town after spending a weekend with my hubby and friends in Atlanta. I am a huge fan of haunted houses, and scary shit in general, so we visited a well-known one while we were there. I have a confession to make: I was totally […]
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Midget sex? Why not!
‘; I look at a lot of porn, and I often come across things that I’ve never done or even thought about doing. In the case of midget sex, I think I may be selling myself short. Ha! See what I did there? Truth is, their fingers are thicker and […]
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Location, Location, Location!
I’ve had sex in some interesting places. I went to a haunted house a few years back with some friends, and while they were roaming around in the dark with their flashlights, I was heels-to-Jesus in the cemetery next door with some guy whose name I can never quite remember […]
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Religious Experience
Hello kittens! Thought I’d introduce myself. I’m a 24-year-old southern belle, and I’m a new writer here at Drunken Stepfather. As you can see I go by the name Virgin Mary. I am a very bad Catholic girl, so Jesus & I thought we’d keep a theme going. Speaking of […]