Squirt of the Day

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I don’t know if it’s a porn thing, but even 10 years ago the only women I knew who were squirting were biker strippers who thought they were peeing as they came. We’d have countless conversations at the bar about how one of the girls pissed on us…

But then it was rebranded as squirting and every motherfucker and the girls he fucks is aiming to get a girl to squirt..

The first time I pissed on a girl’s face in a golden shower was after she “squirted” on me…back when we called it piss…

And today, I still think it’s piss, but keep ruining those mattresses you idiots…