Someone I love is dead after having his brain sawed open, very carefully, for many thousands of dollars. They might as well have run him over with a dump truck since the operation was doomed from the start. We said our goodbyes the night of, and then he met the surgeon who would announce his death 16 hours later. If you don’t feel like cumming anymore, that’s ok. There are plenty of sex-related vids out there that can serve you in different ways.
Here is my playlist of favourite porn vids I have found in the past 3 hours, in a non-cumming state of mind.
This one stirs my sickly clit to action. But it’s too ‘douche’ to masturbate to. He is the type of man who will lock fingers with you while high-fiving with both hands.
Brings back memories of courtship and what I would have wanted myself to look like while seducing a man who only wanted to fuck me in the first place
A modern classic. Sent this to all my friends. None of them got it. I need to meet this man. Is he the type who wears a fedora, and doesn’t realize he is fat? He is a man craving a primal relationship with nature. He is all about going back to the basics, with a dramatic flair. I imagine he likes 1960s home decor, in that trendy orange colour: