Rubber Ducky, You’re The One

Some girls really love the shower, and then some girls really REALLY love the shower. Most people think this will be because they have a super powerful showerhead with pulsating action. Hell, I love mine, but some girls need more than a showerhead. Some girls only need the #1 bathtub toy…a rubber ducky.

Yes, a rubber ducky. The same rubber ducky that Ernie probably shoved up Bert’s ass on Sesame Street. Nonelectric, no vibrating, just straight up yellow duck. That duck is so hot, the girl in this video doesn’t even remember to take off all her clothes. She just wants to dance for the duck to turn him on and then fuck him. Because you know, who doesn’t want to put a yellow duck into their orifices?

Maybe there is something to this. I might be down to risk getting puppet AIDS if I was on the same drugs this girl is on. Seriously, anyone know what she is taking? I want me some of that. Let me know your guesses madammeow@drunkenstepfather.com. Thanks!

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