I like watching real people do real things…like sex acts…even if they aren’t pro, good, or even fun to watch….it’s just the whole backstory that makes the shit legendary….

“Squirtin’ with the Titty Milk!!!” That is the quote of the century…the quote that all porn needs….the quote the revolutionized the genre of pregnant whores squirting on plexi glass porn….what the fuck am I watching but more importantly…why am I totally down with the dude in this….Life is amazing… Milk […]

I guess as porn gets weirder and weirder…it starts to cover multiple fetishes in one….from MILFS to Pantyhose…all this is missing is an obese albino….amputee midget….getting throat fucked….by a black dude while mormon’s knock on the door to convert them…

Here’s a couple of straight up dykes that look like they just walked out of their suburban mall before hitting the internet to makeout for some Green Day or Fall out boy tickets…and the whole thing is horribly not as hot as it should be…but I love that one of […]

Here are a couple pornstars in training who are in desperate need of a better set…because this bathroom, or more importantly the toilet paper roll, is totally distracting, but what isn’t distracting is how she works the camera…not bad for an amateur….

Nothing like bored drunk girls to encourage each other to flash their awesome tits and do slutty things that normally would be done at a party or on a bus heading on a field trip in high school….this is part of the beauty of the internet…..whoever said technology is the […]

Videos like this make me want to hire a Filipino cleaning lady or nanny to take care of me….but unfortantely I can’t afford their 5 dollars an hour….even though I doubt the filipina nannies look like this….those ones go to the rich people….but we are all allowed to have dreams […]

Here’s one lucky guy with two better than average girls getting down proper….things like this need to happen….especially in black and white cuz it is way more artistic….